THE INTOXICATION SERIES VI

For the unfamiliar and dumb readers, a small introduction regarding the intoxication series of blogs. These blogs do not represent the cutting edge (if there is such a thing) in blogs. These blogs do not represent the great strides mankind has made over the years. These blogs do not represent the brighter side of life. These blogs may not represent the truth always. These blogs may not be up-to-date. These blogs may be the greatest pieces of writing by an Indian (definitely better than anything written by Arundati Rai… the other Rai seems to have hit jackpot with Mr. Motorokr). These blogs are definitely very different from anything you may have read in your life. These blogs… these blogs… these blogs… well, I could go on forever, but let me keep it “short and sweet”. What you have been reading took me about a nanosecond to make up… and what I am about to write will take a millisecond for you to understand… this blog is the exhaustive definition of intoxicating crap.

And if you have remembered through all the “do not”s, “may not be”s, “may be”s and “definitely”s, this blog is in fact titled the sixth, and not the fifth. Well… the fifth was not really socially acceptable, but I intend to polish it before I put it up… (crap!)