Spoofs aint bachelors no more...

First things first, the credit for this article goes to ME, and the brickbats go to Ms V... this article is take off from where she left off in hers... You'll find her in my friends, please feel free to let out ur anger at this article...

Marriages are lovely times, and I mean that. From every perspective possible, they are the best occasions... Lemme explain why... and how...

They are the best everyone loses something, and gains something... Lets start with the groom shall we... He gets a fully paid publicity event, with lots of money (I would like to be politically incorrect and say "from the guy's point of view, dowry is a positive thing"), gets to meet lots of friends, gets to see lots of girls, enjoys the great food... and gets (all virgins, say i do) a honeymoon... NOW... what he loses is the freedom for the rest of his life... he is now officially gonna tick the "married" column which probably holds much greater significance than just the ink... He is now a responsible person, and i think the "r" word is the opposite of the "f" word for a guy... or is it?!

Next, the bride gets loads of jewelry... which is again, quite good when you love to show off... she gets to live in her own house, have her own family, and live the great Indian dream... and the gifts.. and the honeymoon... what does she lose in all of this? well, she wont be getting a million friend requests a day which actually make her feel so sought after... and of course, her husband is gonna throw everything in wrong"est" place possible...

The guy's parents lose a pocket-hole digger... they can finally buy the skoda and not the swift... the girl's parents can proudly say that their daughter is married, and they don't have to worry about "when will we get her married? ... how much will it cost?"... they can buy the flat and get out of rented accommodation...

The guests are split in half... Half of them love the food, the girls... and the give the gifts as a sign of payment for all the enjoyment they get out of it...
The other half are the left to fend for themselves... they are the disgruntled ones... who hate wearing jewelry, hate the photos, hate the insatiably hungry "others", and still sleep off early in the night for the marriage next day...

Well, as is usual now, I don't think everyone will get everything I have written in the blog... But do feel free to give a 10 rating for the spoof that it was...